The Best Uncomfortable Movie Summaries Ever!
Our contributor Hunter, sent me this over a Facebook chat earlier today and i had to make a post about it. PostModernBarney had a wonderful and hilarious post of Uncomfortable Movie Plot Summaries.
I have posted many of the ones they had but you can see the complete list over at PostModernBarney.
- “HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
- IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.
- WAR MACHINE: Alcoholic rich white man gives weapons to black man.
- IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl.
- JFK: Family man wastes life for nothing in crusade against homosexuals.
- JUDGE DREDD: Fascist thug in bleak dystopia is cheered.
- JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
- JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
- KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
- STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.
- STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE: Meglomaniac can’t let go of past glory, drives successor to suicide.
- STAR TREK III: Military officers steal vessel and destroy it to eliminate a handful of enemies while engaged on an extremely vague rescue mission.
- STAR TREK IV: Interplanetary fugitives poach wildlife from a past age to cover up an act of genocide.
- STAR TREK VI: Racist military commander past his prime nearly ruins galactic peace.
- STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
- STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
- STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
- STRAW DOGS: Immigrant clashes with locals.
- SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.
- SUPERMAN RETURNS: Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.
- WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians.
- WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating.
- WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
- WEEKEND AT BERNIES: Two employees take advantage of their boss’ hospitality.
- WONDER WOMAN: Princess from isolationist culture lectures Americans on equality.
- WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.”
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