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Cool: The Office Space Kit (Best Gift Ever!)

By • February 16, 2009 • 5 Comments

So my sister, commonly referred to as the Chic Geek around these parts, sent me this fantastic kit for my birthday, which is February 16. That’s right! What do you get the 24 year old Marketing Communication Coordinator with the Film website?

An Office Space kit of course. Truly one of my favorite films of all time, Office Space, this is one the best gifts I have ever received from anyone.

The Office Space Kit includes:

  • Milton’s Red Stapler – So Even if my desk gets moved to the basement at least I’ll have my stapler, as long as it is out of my boss’ sight.
  • Bill Lumberg’s Initech Mug- to Carry to Everywhere of course
  • “Is this Good for the Company?” Banner - Just in case I need another reminder that everything I do is for the greater good of the company.
  • Starter “Flair”- To insure i am properly expressing myself
  • “PC Load Letter” Copy Machine Sticker- Now i can too can share with Micheal Bolton’s hatred of the dreaded printer.
  • My Very Own “Jump To Conclusions” Mat - “You see it’s a mat you put on the floor with different conclusions written on it, that you can jump to.”
  • A Humorous 32-Page Book- packed with tips and sound advice to help me survive my job day in and day out.
  • TPS Report Coversheets (5 included)- Now my reports at work will never go without the proper cover sheets again.

Now with this outstanding gift from my beloved sister, The Office Space kit, can give me the determination to fight the evils of corporate life, I may just discover that I’m a straight-shooter with upper management written all over me. So let me walk you through a typical day of work -

“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door – that way Lumbergh can’t see me, heh heh – and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Space out!”

“Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”

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  • the mom:)

    Well I hope your boss isn’t a fan of your site. You may be looking for new employment. I am certain you were just kidding about your typical day at work :)

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  • eurasia15

    Someone gave me one of these kits at my Temporary office space Chicago but sadly I left it there by accident and lost it. It was a really great kit and I’ve been looking for another one at a good price ever since I lost my original one.

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm…This gives me a lot of good ideas…if they work out, I’ll come back and share! Thanks again!